Okay saw I saw this rumor printed here Will Smith directing a remake of Karate Kid with his son in the Daniel Role and Jackie Chan in the Mr. Miyagi role. I never thought I'd ever need to to type the words "karate kid remake" ever. Anyway here are the questions that immediately pop into my head.
Are all the Cobra Kai members going to be black this time, with one token white member who only has a brown belt?
How are they going to have the romantic storyline when the kid is probably going to be under 12 when the movie comes out? Elizabeth Shue was the sixth best thing in that movie and I mean that with the highest amount of praise possible.
Will they track down Bananrama for the soundtrack?
How is Mr. Miyagi whoopin ass gonna come as a surprise when we already know Jackie Chan can whoop ass? I mean most people knew the original Mr. Miyagi as the fry cook/proprietor on Happy Days. Having him whip ass was a total shock.
Is Will Smith gonna have a cheesy ass title song with the term "Karate Kid" in the lyrics? I nomitate that he sample "You're the Best Around" in order to kill two birds with one stone.
Will we hear the epic line "Get him a body bag...yeah!!!!!" ?
Will he spare us from having Jada Pinket Smith play a modern day Mrs. LaRusso?
Is it gonna be set in Reseda or Philly?
Got Zabka?
Will the penultimate scene in the movie be a karate move based on this?
Suckas gots ta know!
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