Just in case you didn't get enough ass punch last time here- Tortilla Chips and Milk: Hey Kids!!! Try this on your friends - The ASSPUNCH, let me drop the funky ass punch science to ya one more time.
I love the victim's reaction. First the impact is enough to knock his feet out from under him and he flops on his back...then the punch to the ass hurts him so much and the pain is so intense he does what anyone else would do; he starts kicking his legs around and spinning like Curly from the Three Stooges!
Legend has it that the Ass Punch is taught in a secret temple in the hills of Tennesee. Yes, they have temples there too! Students of the ass punch train day and night and forced to do menial tasks like paint fences and sand floors in order to build up their ass punch skills. The only way a student can graduate is to punch the Ass Punch Sensei hard enough in the ass that the Sensei will be paralyzed in his ass long enough for the student to escape. That's pretty hardcore, yo!
Tuesday, July 04, 2006
Hey Kids! Try this on your friends!!! The Sequel!!!
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I visited that temple once on visiting hours yo.
I saw a student taking his final exame. He got up on the top rope, then punched the Ass Punch Sensi so hard that the Sensi flipped FORWARD onto his bum, which was already hurting, so it hurt him MORE!
I started to chant "HOLY SH!T"
with the rest of the crowd.
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