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We open with a hip hop routine set to "Get Up" by Ciara. The dancers are all dressed in grey suits save for a black leather clad Lauren, who is playing the part of Neo-ette. Okay, 1999 called and it's sick of this look too! The Matrix-y moves have Shane Sparks written all over it.
The synchronized handplay/locking put the graffiti tag on it, yo! He still hasn't topped his "Poison" routine from last season, but it was fun. 
Cat looks like she cut a hole in a night stand and put it on before she came out. She calls on the "Jidges" and it's about five minutes of "a dancers life is tough" fluffiller.
Before we get to the results all eight dancers will perform solos. The girls go first. Sara pulls of some freestyle to Big Daddy Kane.
Lacey's solo is pretty much poses and slides across the floor. Since the anointed one wasn't in the bottom three all season she never had to dance for her life. Lucky for her because that solo was ass. Anya soloed rings around her.
Sabra was a ball of energy and was fun to watch.
Lauren did a little hip-hop and twirling to Diddy and ...just go home now.
Neil actually stumbles a bit during his solo. He's all leaps and shuffling.
Danny mixes brilliance with loatheabiltiy every time he hits the stage. For example he pulls out a technically awesome solo, but he dances to "Fever" the song I hate most in the world.
Dom shows off his unbelievable breaking skills he straddles a chair during his floor work. Unbelievable.
Pasha come out chest exposed and cape a swinging. A solo doble?
Now the bottom two...after they review last night, Kat informs us that in the first pair one is safe one is in the bottom two. The first pair is Sara and Lac...oh fuck. See ya Sara. Next we have Lauren and Sabra. Kat announces Lauren is in the bottom two and asks Kat if she's sure. Annoying! Please go home now!
The guys...the first pair is Danny and Neil. Kat reminds us that Danny has been in danger three times this season. Not tonight. HE celebrates off the stage, without acknowledging Neil. Prick. Seriously, how the fuck did that happen after his stinking up the joint last night? Stupid Ameriker.
Next up is Pasha and Dominic...and Dom is the bottom two. They fist bump and I'm okay with it.
Shankman felt that Neil should have been safe and that Dom wasn't showcased enough. Dom is clinging to Kat the entire time. Playa play.
One Republic brings their full band just to lip sync their song. Ugh.
Okay bottom two girls. Annoying Lauren and my tenderoni Sara. last week Sara was in the top 3 and there's no way Lauren leap frogged her after last night right?
Sara is going home. Fuck. My favorite chick going home too early during the Top Eight week. Ameriker, how could you do this to me two years in a row!
Looks like they are out to get the breakers...Dom is next to go.
This is teh suck. I really really hate this show...again.
4 comments:
no lip-syncing took place by onerepublic. i have their song they performed and it's actually pretty obvious that it was live. compare the 2.
jon
They could have lip synced over a pre-recorded live track. I watched that piece three times and it looked off. I'd post a youtube link to show you bu there isn't one of good quality up yet.
Who comes to TC&M to agrue with Paj?
I can't belive it, Dominic and Sara? Now the only saving grace in this show is Pasha and Niel.
Oh wait, Lacey, mmmmm I do love that Lacey.
The filipinos were kicked out! (I saw that Dominic is half- I don't know if Sara is- she just looks it)
ps Paul's gonna see the beastie boys tomorrow (the last time was with you, he says)
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