You Can't Fix Stupid

Pop culture roundup!

OK, so the frat boys in the second half of "Borat" are making big lawsuit against the film's producers.

According to Newsday, the guys say they were duped into appearing in the film, that the producers got them drunk first and that they "engaged in behavior that they otherwise would not have engaged in."

Maybe the setup was staged, but I'm sorry, you can't fix stupid.

It was obvious the guys were trashed, but the Mel Gibson defense doesn't cut it with me. You were drunken, sexist, racist assholes, and you were on film. The fact that you thought you could be drunken, sexist, racist assholes with no consequences because you thought the video wouldn't be shown in America just means you were dumb.

If you don't want someone to see it, don't videotape it or write it down. Don't whine because now you can't get a date or a job because you will always be known as one of those drunken frat boys in the RV.

Next case!

Lindsay Lohan, who should know better because she's always being filmed, has added a new layer to her lame little feud with Paris Hilton (may they both fall off the planet).

Leaving an event, Lindsay is asked about Paris, and calls her something ... not very nice. Then like 30 seconds later, she says she didn't say it. Honey, it just came out of your mouth. And you can't call someone that and then say "oh, I love her." That ain't cricket.

Own up to it, and maybe you two can wrestle in creamed corn on pay-for-view.



And finally, I'd like to congratulate Britney Spears for losing 160 pounds of ugly baby weight, otherwise known as Kevin Federline.

Poor Fed-Ex. He's filed for spousal support and custody of the kids, but it's likely he's gonna have trouble paying for his wifebeaters and fantasy recording career. How much money is there in getting beat down on "Raw"?

But if a report on MSNBC.com is correct, props to Britney for using the most modern of messages to dump the little skeez! How pathetic do you have to be to get divorced by text?



And just because I love seeing K-Fed get his butt kicked ...