Grey's Anatomy Damage Case

Stream of consciousness review

We start the show with the usual Voice Over from Mer. This weeks unifying theme is damage. Robin, the Vet Wonder is cooking breakfast for Mer. Mere fumbles through how he doesn't have to do that. Robin bosses her around some more (hee) and makes her sit down and pretend she isn't "scary and damaged" which of course, she replies with "I'm not scary and damaged" and then her pants spontaneously combust.
Robin calls her on it leaving her speechless. Here's a hint Mer: don't try to bullshit someone who was trained by the Batman!

Skip ahead in time to Mer and Izzy back home in the bathroom getting ready for work.. Mer is blah blah blah-ing about the vet while Izzy is using a whitening strip on her teeth...
when in walks a half-awake and topless Dr. Husky who staggers to the toilet. Izzy and Mer for some reason are freaked out by this. My split second wishes are denied by the TV gods and Dr. Husky is simply making #1.
She wipes and flushes and scoots. Mer and Izzy spaz out like high schoolers and *gasp* she didn't wash her hands. Oh man, when I think of the roommates that I've had and the ghastly things we had to resort to when sharing the same bathroom...#2 while the other showered, #1 in the sink while the other #2'd...sorry, I can't get behind this whole "she didn't wash her hands" bathroom subplot.

Skip to the hospital where the Intern Gang all wait by the ambulance bay. We're greeted by a cheerful Yang who scrubbed in for a hernia the night before, got laid, and is now waiting for three ambluances full of car wreck bodies.
She does her little happy dance-cheer and almost smacks McDreamy in the face. McDreamy looks like someone just shi-...no too early. Anyway, he is all pissy and asks Mer how "my dog" is doing. She correctrs him and says "our dog" and he's like "Whatever." This is the moment I've been waiting for. McDouchebag is in the hizzay, yo.
I've been waiting all week for this. Now that Mer no longer has the goo-goo eyes for him, every little annoying thing that Mer has ever done now suddenly matters and bothers him. Every fault, every flaw he's seen now gets magnified X1000. It's probably been festering ever since the Vet's and after he finished banging his hot wife he probably couldn't WAIT to get to the hospital, just to judge Mer. Um...not that I would know from experience or anything...it's just a thing that some folks do.

Okay now introducing this week's patients: Car wreck victims. We have a young couple and the wife is pregnant.

The wife starts screeching in a horribly heavy southern accent. Shut it Lurleen!
Husband explains someone hit Lurleen's parents car and it slammed into them. Mamma and Daddah roll in.

Daddah aint havin' none of this medical hoo hah and tells them to "Git Off".

Ugh... the third car crash victim...the guy who was at fault...Defendant... rolls in and he looks really familiar.
Daddah goes after the semi concious D and has to be restrained. Turns out the third guy is an intern at another Seattle hospital whose name is Marshall, but his name doesn't really matter now because...

HOLY SHIT he's HAROLD from Harold and Kumar go to White Castle!!! Man thumbs up to the casting of this show, Abby last week, Harold this week! Okay, we have McDouchy who we KNOW is gonna get all up in Mer's kool-aid later and Harold, this already has the makings of the the greatest episode ever.


Credits.

More Hand washing snark Izzy and Addy assigns Alex to Lurlene. Alex christens himself Captain of the Vagina Squad. He is the man!
Harold is reading his own chart trying to remember why he crashed his car into the Hillbilly Picnic. More handwashing snark from Izzy. McDreamy shuffles in askes for the CT results. Harold's like "Yeah, Doogie where's my CT?" Mer says CT was backed up. McDreamy says "Get it done now!" but what he really means is shove it you dirty, vet-loving, tramp.
Burke and Yang have a little convo in the hallway. It turns out Yang fell asleep while doing the hibbidy dibbidy last night. Not after! She fumbles through an apology even including a "My bad!" and doesn't want it to threaten his manhood. Burkes manhood isn't threatened but absent left since he's reacting like a little girl at the moment. Yang assures him that she fell asleep because she had finished...twice...nice try Yang. Burke replies an awesome delivery "I hadn't finished". The porn-staresque Burke then throws a big hissy fit, Yang explains she was in surgery last night and she's a surgeon first. Burke exclaims he is "a person first", grabs his purse and storms away. Dude, seriously, like she's gotta be awake for you to finish...Um...not that I would know from experience or anything...It's just a thing that some folks do.
Next, we have a collapsed Denny who felt strong enough to try to use the stairs. Apparently, his machine doesn't allow him to do that yet.
We see him in bed and his spirit is broken. He just wants to pack it up and go home. It's like all of his drawly platitudes just went and left him. Burke and Izzy have a conference. Burke tells Izzy he just needs to grieve for some time. He tells her to give Denny room.
Lurlene is going through an MRI and apparently she shouldn't even be alive due to the readings they are seeing. Baily says to page, Burke, McDreamy, Addy, the Chief and everyone else they can get their hands on. Oh man the entire cast is going to do surgery! We've definitely got ourselves the makins!

Review to be continued, sorry : (

Tags: Grey's Anatomy, TV