Grey's Anatomy Recap- "Blues for Sister Someone"

Grey's Anatomy Recap- "Blues for Sister Someone"
note: I'll have to add the screenshots as I get them.

We open with George and Dr. Husky going at it in the hospital...Husky has her post O-face...George has his "Woo-hoo no coital weeping" face.

McDreamy and Addison complain that their Mc Sex is Mc Boring (she should order the pizza with anchovies!) and they manage to announce their plans to keep trying to get it right to...

Mer, who fumbles and mumbles through rejecting a breakfast date with Robin the Vet Wonder including the endearing tactic of repeating everything he says back to him. Knitting, giving up men, suuuuure that'll last.
Bailey rants about being left off the board and gets assigned to Denny...ruh-roh Rizzy. Burke opines about missing his George, they have a sweet reunion with Burke which includes a handshake-shoulder bump. HAH!!!
It turns out Eugene Foot the violinist is in for problems with his pacemaker. He also happens to be Burkes hero...Yang gets jealous since that what she does I guess. Mer continues to waffle on whether or not to date McVet and is taking too much pleasure in Addy's boring sex life. Alex smarts of to Addy by stating he doesn't "do vagina, not as a doctor anyway". Welcome back Alex! So he gets assigned to Addy's C-Section case and he's not happy about it at all.

Denny, Bailey and Mer discuss a portable heart machine that Izzy disapproves of. Izzy plays overly cautious girlfriend rather than an intern assigned to neuro, Bailey starts to sniff what's up. This episode more than any highlights all the reasons why Izzy has fallen from my favorite to "HATE!".
Burke has his consult with the violinist who's pacemaker is ruining his music. Burke gushes with hero worship which gets a yuk-face from Christina...Okay note: when dating Yang, no friends...no heroes...got it! Violinist is willing to sacrifice his life for his music by having his pacemaker removed.
Addy tends a mother about to deliver her seventh child. Mamma of 7 asks Addy to tie her tubes together during her C-Section, on the down low, without her husband knowing. This awakens Alex Karev Dr. of "Keeping it Real" into playing judgmental defender of the Male species. Oh yeah, I finally recognized Mother of 7, it's Kim from "Yes, Dear". Did that show get cancelled or something?

Credits. Whew

What is the theme so far? Oh yeah, women ruin everything. Well, according to the show it's sacrifices or something like that.

We come back to Alex railing Mother of 7 for her decision to have her tubes tied in secret and not having the guts to be up front with her husband about the decision. Addy tries to put Karev in his place by reading her resume, but Alex has the truth on his side, dammit!
McDreamy's patient this week is...Holy Crap it's Abby, Dan's hot therapist from Sports Night! (sigh) Seriously, she needs to be on TV every week somewhere. I'm going to have to watch the episode of Sports Night where Dan can't say Yevgeny Kafelnikov this week in honor of this guest appearance. Since, in this universe, Abby is a divorce attorney that can't be lose billable hours and can't waste time in a hospital bed, George and Izzy with the poise and subtlety of fifth graders, totally give away that McDreamy could be a potential client. Abby calls him on the fact that his sex life is vacationing in Dullsville right now which gets Mc Dreamy all hissy. George and Izzy's task is to induce seizures so they can brainmap Abby.

Izzy and George are researching how to give Abby a seizure when Izzy gets all nosy about where George has been living. Imagine the most annoying girl you knew in high school after your done pushing her in a mud puddle, channel her into Izzy. George insists on being a doctor...until Dr. Husky strolls by with a "Heya Luv-errrr!" Okay she didn't say that but she might as well have. George gets the "talking to a girl on the phone" voice with Dr. Husky and they get all giggly and chatty. Izzy's not allowed to play and she gets pouty.

Burke's Hero plays the violin for Burke who doesn't have the heart to tell him he's not a playing as himself. Burke goes on to explain that the surgery will be a very risky one because of the scar tissue that's developed over the pacemaker. Burke's hero is still adamant on having this surgery and having Burke perform it. Burke's having his idol destroy himself before his very eyes ...by depending on him.

Burke confides in Yang that he doesn't want to do this. Yang shows her compassionate side and convinces Burke that he's the man. Both these actors impress me week after week. If this show were named after either one of them I'd like this show much more. Well, maybe the world isn't ready for Yang's Anatomy.

Mer and Bailey are prepping Denny for the portable heart thingy. He's just happy he gets a tube taken out of his pee pee so he can use it for other things. Kill me now. Denny admits he is having second thoughts about the procedure since his girlfriend doesn't approve. Mer plays the rank card and says Denny should listen to Bailey since she is the resident and Izzy is just the intern. Bailey's starting to figure out what's what. She goes off as only she can about the possibility of Izzy crossing the line with Denny and brings up how Yang and Mer were dumb enough to get involved with their attendings. Seriously, this is the "inappropriate relationship" show the way that Three's Company was "misunderstandings" show. Mere assures her she's knitting these days...reall, just knitting. Bailey assures her she doesn't give a damn about her cracka ass. Bailey rules all.

Izzy still pushes George about losing her BFF status. HATE!

Mother of 7 sells Addy on the tubes tying while Alex continues to climb towards the top of shit mountain.

Izzy gets grilled about falling for a patient Yang equates it with falling for a Vet. Damn that's snobby. Mer gives Izzy the heads up .
Mother of 7's c-section: Addy needs the cauterizerabob because of "abnormal bleeding" Alex pulls the "Wha huh?" fighting style out. Addy has to pull rank in front of the crew. Alex has the "and they all think I'm the asshole on this show?" look in his eyes. Post surgery, Addy explains the complication with a wink and a smile. M of 7 is pleased that her evil plan has succeeded. Alex storms off with his self-righteousness.

Ahh Mer and McDreamy's magic elevator of love. Mer is totally giddy that McDreamy's having bad sex and that she has the option of hooking up with Vet.
Izzy and George force feed Abby expresso and donuts. Abby is having waaaay too much fun with this. Okay, fine, so that screenshot is sorta gratuitous.

Chief looks over Bailey's shoulder while she preps Denny.

Abby is going nutso playing a shooter. Izzy gets all Junior High on George again where he admits he 's pissed at izzy because of what happened with Merde. Sweet!

Violin music montage: Burke dives into his Hero's chest. Alex has a big bus in the form of Father of 7 drive up next to him. Izzy and George have a bitch fest which starts to get Abby all hot and bothered. Addy this is a bus. Dr. Karev is here to throw you under it. Denny starts to heave. Violinist starts to fade. Izzy and George fight some more. Denny heaves some more. Alex tells Father of 7 to go get an attorney. Burke's Hero flatlines. Abby has a seizure. Bailey pulls Denny through. The music stops as Burke announces time of death. Wow. Now I remember why I like this show. Excellent sequence!

Mer and Denny have a heart to heart. Denny reminds Mer that doing stuff you aren't supposed to makes life worthwhile. Of course he leaves out the part about consequences and how much they usually suck. Oh well, he's rugged and vulnerable and gets to drawl his platitudes so that makes it okay.

Bailey and Chief have it out about the mommy tracking. Bailey ain't happy.

Mer inspired by Denny's speech totally ambushes McVet at his office. They go off to birth a horse together, cause nothin' says lovin' like pulling a foal out of the oven.

Addy is about to snitch on Alex when Richard confronts Addy about the severing of Mo7's Fallopian tubes.

Abby decides that she's not going to have the surgery to cure her seizure problem, but she's going to change her life and have fun instead.

Mer and McVet finish birthing the horse.

Addy tell Mo7 that she has to come clean about the request to fix her or her ass is going to get sued. In the grandest of dickery Mother of 7 says "Naw." She puts her marriage above Addy's career and reputation, but is grateful anyway. How does it feel to get owned Addy?

We come back to the remember it's all about Mer scene and McVet invites her to come upstairs so he can cook for her. Since Mer hasn't really spent any private moments with men without screwing them she gets all flustered again and says no. McVet gives her the hard sell. Mer gets all indignant and pulls the I'm kinda offended and by the way I'm celibate routine. McVet tells her to "Shut Up." Word. He clarifies that he's not going to go even as far as try to kiss her... so she goes upstairs.

Abby and George shares a scene where she points out that Izzy is only acting that way because misses her friend, that and she's 13 years old.

Addy gets a little payback when she tells Karev that he will be assigned to her as long as she pleases.

Denny and Izzy hug in his room and Bailey sees them. Bailey is almost beside herself upon seeing Izzy's stupidity.

Yang consoles Burke and lets him open up to her. Seriously, they need their own show.

Consequence alert!!! McDreamy has to drop by McVet's since Doc has an emergency. Mer just happens to stroll down the steps wearing only McVet's shirt. Seriously, why would she do that? It's his place of business!! McDreamy sees her and has this "I can't believe my former mistress is such a whore" demeanor about him.

George and Dr. Husky stroll back into Casa de Mer to find Izzy in the kitchen. George announces that Dr. Husky and he are going to have sex and that he will moving back in. It turns out he's been paying rent all this time. Izzy flashes a little smile as she welcomes George home. Maybe now she'll stop acting like such a freak!
McJilted storms back into his trailer and demands Addy get in the shower for "hot sex". Addy thanks him. Of course he leaves out the part about how the only way he can really feel really excited about having sex with his wife is when its "revenge sex" against Mer for being with someone else!!! What a douchebag. You shit on my house!!!!!

Tags: Grey's Anatomy, TV