Since taking advice from the internet crowd is the hip thing to do these days, CBS is asking for viewer suggestions for Katie Couric's sign-off for the CBS Evening News. Well, since it's open to everybody I think I'll take a shot at it.
- Smell ya later
- C-Ya, wouldn't wanna be ya!
- ...and that was this evening's news...Cike!
- Nothing. She lights a cigarette on camera exhales and flicks her head back slightly.
- Thanks for watching, I'm Katie Couric. What's the matter? Jealous?
- No gnus is good gnus.
- Later Babies! with a double snap and a finger bang
- This is Katie Couric saying... Love Ya! Mean It!
- I have had it with the mutha f'n news on this mutha f'n show!
- I'm Katie Couric ...AND THAT'S HOW I ROLL! complete with cabbage patch
You can enter your suggestions to CBS News Website by clicking on the link in the title or clicking here
5 comments:
Katie Couric isn't going to be able to be cute and perky on the evening news. Pain and suffering doesn't wear well on her. This chick has a tough road to walk. I definately think "Later Babies" with the finger snap should be in the running! L
How about "it is what it is, and that's that".
Doug Gilbert
I can't believe I forgot that saying. Katie Couric is cool enough to pull that off. I don't think any of us are.
Er I meant to say "isn't cool enough to pull that off"
Aight number 10 is my personal favorite, but we gotta modify it.
She says, "and thats how I roll"
But then she turns to the closest person, pounds the potato, then mugs the camera until it fades to black.
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