Friday, September 01, 2006

The Triumphant Return of Yacht Rock Quote Day!!!

"You say that maybe it's over, only if you want it to be" Naw, sometimes you just gotta dig down and you just gotta be reminded of your roots, and here at Tortilla Chips and Milk our roots have always been smooth. Some days, if you've been keeping the fire, the smooth will do something amazing.
Take tonight's MTV Video Music Awards, for example. After sitting through Justin Timberlake's shitty Michael Jackson impersonation, I was worried that I was gonna be in for a long night. Just a few seconds later, things got a whole lot smoother.
Jack Black was backstage prepping for his opening monlogue when in come the "guys who run MTV". I had one of those "NO F'N WAY" moments and then I jumped out of my seat. Playing the role of Douche Ridley was JD Ryznar, better known as Yacht Rock's Michael McDonald!!!
He and the other dude were persuaaaadding Jack Black to follow last minute instructions as JB walked to the stage curtain.
The only thing missing was Loggins. Smooth. Here's a link to help y'all keep the fire. www.yachtrock.com

"...and remember to keep Kanye West on the teleprompter"
Douche Ridley, aka JD Ryznar aka Michael McDonald one smooth muthafucker


Oh yeah, and on the VMA's musical acts won awards and stuff.

5 comments:

Fyre said...

Damn, that's smooth

Anonymous said...

In a completly unrealated comment I really wanna see the new Tenacious D movie.

Anonymous said...

Thats cause Tenacious D rocks so hard.


Episode 11 and 12 of Yacht rock before the end of the year. Smooth music is back!!!!!!

Jennifer said...

SMOOOTH!!! Hey Paj.. I stole Fyre for my blog to... so :P

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